hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
coldcoffeh: WHY ARENT THE SHERLOCKIANS CALLED THE HOLMIES YOU GUYS HAVE MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy... →
stillwatersofconsciousness: you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses
sandousy: If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white
i-likeyourattitude: zillyquest: zillyquest: today in science i learned that artificial raspberry flavoring is made from beaver anus I WISH I WAS KIDDING I REALLY DO noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
katkinkat: i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
themetalhead: new favorite thing
rabioheab: there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
dontdishonorthebarricade: omg guys im cryinG THIS GIF LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING REALLY OFFENSIVE AND THEY’RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN *STUNNED SILENCE*
Which Amon Amarth album should I buy first?
agentjamesbond: did they send me mumfords when i asked for sons
rogertaylorsdrumsticks: dracomlafoy: woah someone studying atoms is just atoms trying to understand themselves
samflynn: brandnewswastikas: I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.
caterpee: maybe one day ill be able to watch a video on tumblr’s video player
itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH...
sassysinglelady: What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen