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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The good parts are other peoples’ comments.</description><title>The blog of a Happy Idiot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @happyidiot)</generator><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/45157681591" target="_blank"&gt;hungarian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/51056403324</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/51056403324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:21:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>officialdogblog:

you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officialdogblog.tumblr.com/post/50164042790" target="_blank"&gt;officialdogblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you is kind,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you is smart,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you is important,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0059bf87a1d10fc2d6d5e2d2226d811e/tumblr_inline_mmmz3jyRCC1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/51056102579</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/51056102579</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c84ec868e13df66711b86d208e15174/tumblr_mlk5zxfaoe1rusvwho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e50dc4cd87f8939c47e8e04a6aa8452/tumblr_mlk5zxfaoe1rusvwho2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/50548406066</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/50548406066</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:35:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eldritchpixie:

THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e52fa47df7715a0d18cc1504ed71d2b5/tumblr_miukt5tbKh1qe5emso1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eldritchpixie.tumblr.com/post/44087206060/the-software-i-am-using-is-glitching-and-is" target="_blank"&gt;eldritchpixie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS PUTTING “STEAK” UNDER EVERY BEAT I AM SO ANGRY AND AMUSED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/49369947728</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/49369947728</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:37:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://esexist.tumblr.com/post/47732993722/what-if-you-were-holding-a-puppy-and-being-like" target="_blank"&gt;esexist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/48441153541</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/48441153541</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 08:09:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>towritelesbiansonherarms:

arcaneimages:

Somewhere a graphic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b845866f9af160f038565bf87a437c88/tumblr_mlb4ov43xf1r7dgeuo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://towritelesbiansonherarms.tumblr.com/post/48052544067/arcaneimages-somewhere-a-graphic-artist-is" target="_blank"&gt;towritelesbiansonherarms&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arcaneimages.tumblr.com/post/48050834256/somewhere-a-graphic-artist-is-giggling" target="_blank"&gt;arcaneimages&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ahahha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/48079193981</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/48079193981</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:04:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jasontheexploder:

it was like a new knowledge of reality
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32d364a03621c1fd72400545a88a8c62/tumblr_ml1ld5kX2R1qzn65fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jasontheexploder.tumblr.com/post/47619518207/it-was-like-a-new-knowledge-of-reality" target="_blank"&gt;jasontheexploder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was like a new knowledge of reality&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47824592892</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47824592892</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:11:59 -0700</pubDate><category>what</category></item><item><title>coldcoffeh:

WHY ARENT THE SHERLOCKIANS CALLED THE HOLMIES YOU GUYS HAVE MISSED A GOLDEN...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coldcoffeh.tumblr.com/post/47534246966/why-arent-the-sherlockians-called-the-holmies-you" target="_blank"&gt;coldcoffeh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY ARENT THE SHERLOCKIANS CALLED THE HOLMIES YOU GUYS HAVE MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47811624074</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47811624074</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:21:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>sandandglass:




</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/47781255282" target="_blank"&gt;sandandglass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1ac41ea260707a3637c942a3861abde7/tumblr_inline_ml5bibPpfP1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47794794405</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47794794405</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:29:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

iheartchaos:

I must know.

I’m still not ready...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c55640adbd4b41ed9732d36ad6036ffc/tumblr_mkyhfgA6vs1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/47548436175/iheartchaos-i-must-know-im-still-not-ready" target="_blank"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/47546047746/i-must-know" target="_blank"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I must know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m still not ready to talk about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47556334533</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47556334533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:30:50 -0700</pubDate><category>this raises more questions than anything</category></item><item><title>Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html"&gt;Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47541514436</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/47541514436</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 07:58:18 -0700</pubDate><category>guffawing</category></item><item><title>socialjustinope:

true gender equality
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dfdc836c9626b3f205e4a87738e31a1/tumblr_mitjhtUyru1qbn6jwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09a4faa87eb535eab42b844666402da6/tumblr_mitjhtUyru1qbn6jwo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://socialjustinope.tumblr.com/post/46749951139/true-gender-equality" target="_blank"&gt;socialjustinope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;true gender equality&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/46762397586</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/46762397586</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 08:29:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
me writing essays
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693hcLYeb1rpto9ao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693hcLYeb1rpto9ao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693hcLYeb1rpto9ao3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693hcLYeb1rpto9ao4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me writing essays&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/46272817636</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/46272817636</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:04:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>stillwatersofconsciousness:

you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillwatersofconsciousness.tumblr.com/post/25755357189/you-are-literally-always-clapping-just-sometimes" target="_blank"&gt;stillwatersofconsciousness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45952529243</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45952529243</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:28:22 -0700</pubDate><category>GASP</category></item><item><title>rollingstone:

The controversial Chinese artist and outspoken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a552d91afefd2df63f88fed3c80d2c61/tumblr_mjil9ky0lX1qejocno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rollingstone.tumblr.com/post/45133167863/ai-weiwei-recording-a-metal-album" target="_blank"&gt;rollingstone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ai-weiwei-recording-a-metal-album-20130311" target="_Blank"&gt;The controversial Chinese artist and outspoken political dissident Ai Weiwei is planning to release a heavy metal album&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45165654526</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45165654526</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:37:22 -0700</pubDate><category>i need to hear this.</category></item><item><title>sandousy:

If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandousy.tumblr.com/post/44357166593/if-you-ever-feel-stupid-just-remember-that-some" target="_blank"&gt;sandousy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45094122905</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/45094122905</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 22:54:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Aaaand, this is why I never wear band/game shirts.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f864ad443d887cff2f947d5122fecb8/tumblr_miqze08oYo1qksquzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aaaand, this is why I never wear band/game shirts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43944317504</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43944317504</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 17:27:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i-likeyourattitude:

zillyquest:

zillyquest:

today in science i learned that artificial raspberry...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-likeyourattitude.tumblr.com/post/43739294865/zillyquest-zillyquest-today-in-science-i" target="_blank"&gt;i-likeyourattitude&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zillyquest.tumblr.com/post/43674126957/zillyquest-today-in-science-i-learned-that" target="_blank"&gt;zillyquest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zillyquest.tumblr.com/post/43673934693/today-in-science-i-learned-that-artificial" target="_blank"&gt;zillyquest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;today in science i learned that artificial raspberry flavoring is made from beaver anus&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/44e7d8a141a0d05ef7f1b2c1f30c8f4c/tumblr_inline_mildzflA7C1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WISH I WAS KIDDING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I REALLY DO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43741760516</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43741760516</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:17:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katkinkat.tumblr.com/post/43486783365/i-wish-i-could-say-in-real-life-it" target="_blank"&gt;katkinkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43580690484</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43580690484</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:31:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19b2b91bd3374f0ba7b6a09f1c45c73e/tumblr_mign90Lz681qc8jh0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43491504893</link><guid>http://happyidiot.tumblr.com/post/43491504893</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:35:08 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
